works by w.pham

works by william pham, 2005-present

100x450 - 42 - hey i was really hungry okay

I was surrounded by hundreds, thousands of these people, these people. Why? My friends, but my friends were not here, only these strangers with their vaguely offensive body odors and complete lack of social mores and let's face it most of them were really unattractive. Though there was plenty of wide-open space, long carpeted hallways stained with re-re-re-processed nacho cheese and soda, I felt trapped.

And then I checked the time and I realized that the Neil Gaiman presentation was starting soon and if I didn't hurry I'd miss it and along the way I bought nachos and a Coke.