works by william pham, 2005-present
100x450 - 07 - these eyes can see the evil
"Get the fuck out of here, you stupid fucking dog. Goddammit, I knew we should've had him debarked. Get away. Get off! Get out! Fuck. I need to write this paper. Why did we get a dog anyway? No, get out! Out! Off! Away! Go! What an idiot. Why didn't we get a smarter dog? Or a dolphin? At least dolphins can tell when they're not wanted, and it wouldn't shit all over my papers, because it'd be in a goddamn water tank instead of in my fucking room. Fuck!"
copyright (c) 2006 by william pham
photo credit (c) 2006 william pham