works by william pham, 2005-present
100x450 - 05 - she visited the silly hat club
Look at him, sitting there, so smugly. Smugly McSmuggingson. I can’t believe the gall of him -- acting like he doesn’t even know what’s going on around him. Pretending to be so innocent, so naïve. Like a naïf. He’s surrounded by men and women in suits, like animal handlers watching a dangerous bear who also happens to be wearing a silly hat. What a ridiculous hat.
This couch is so comfortable – it’s amazing. I could sit here forever if it weren’t for Baron Smug von Smugsel over there. What a dick. Oh, here he comes.
"I love your new hat!"
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