SCENARIO The factory manufactured scenarios of romance: he drives his car she canters the sidewalk and when he turns his head to stare his car collides with a mailbox made from stone or the car might have swung its hips in an approximation of big band swing and then in a hiccough of mild exhaust [...]

COST-EFFECTIVE FLIRTATIONS Now there is a girl with breasts so pathetic they invite the tender words of NGOs who have run out of countries to give water to. Therefore the culprit must be the menacing jaw, like an eagle’s talons, or the spectacular swoop of her clavicle. When she enters the room as a bird [...]

Note: the following story is fictionalized non-fiction, and as such, deals with some personal events that I would rather not make completely public. The first one-third or so of the story has been posted; if you would like to read the complete story, please leave a comment with your e-mail address. WHEN I WAS AN [...]

Because you should always exalt the music that moves you.